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According to seductive singers at the Stuyvesant Town’s holiday caroling night

“Ask them if they want to have an ‘Unholy Night’ with you.” — John

“Sing, ‘On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …’ Then ask her what she’s giving you.” — Jorge

“Say, ‘I’m not a fan of “Silent Night.’ I like my nights to wake up the neighbors.’ ” — Abby

“Sing ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ — and invite them to your place to warm up.” — Michele

“Change the words in ‘Jingle Bells’ and ‘Deck the Halls’ to a piece of male anatomy. If a girl did that, I’d know she was down.” — John

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