According to winsome wine tasters at the West Side Jewish Center

“Say, ‘Hey baby, can I light your menorah?’” — Rachel

“Say, ‘You’ve been spinning around my mind all night like a dreidel.’” — Jordan

“Say, ‘I can last eight nights too.’ “ — Ron

“Say, ‘Will you be my jelly doughnut?’” — Zelda

“Tell them they’re better thanchocolate gelt.” — Eric