According to hot shoppers near the fan aisle at Kmart

“Tell them you have air conditioning — in your bedroom.” — Martina

“Say, ‘It’s already hot out — stop making my temperature go up.’ ” — Gina

“Ask them for sunblock because they’re so hot you need SPF to look at them.” — Katie

”Say, ‘You know, the best way to cool off is to take off some clothes.’ ” — B.B.

“Say, ‘I wish you were a cold glass of water I could pour all over myself.’ ” — Gabe