According to voting vixens at the Patriot Saloon

“Ask her to blow on your ballot for good luck.” — Matt

“Say you’re voting for the wrestling lady [Linda McMahon] because you like women who know how to handle hot bodies.” — Jaret

“Ask him if he needs help pulling his lever.” — Nicole

“Ask if he hangs to the left or the right.” — Rob

“Say, ‘I’m writing you in as a candidate — will you write me in as a boyfriend?’ “ — Nanor