“Lean over and say, ‘My event is synchronized sleeping. Want to help me practice?’ ” Luisa

“Tell them, ‘My love for you is like the Olympic torch — I’ll never let it go out. And I look really good running with it.’ ” Shawn

“Just tell him you’re a gymnast. That’s all you need to say.” Nolan

“Say, ‘I’m in training to be an Olympian. Want to help me work on my endurance?’ ” Ryan

“Ask if they want to try out for the Kissing Olympics team.” David