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“Tell him you’ll buy a tree if he promises to deliver it himself.” Scott

“Sing, ‘O Christmas tree guy, O Christmas tree guy, how lovely are thy biceps!’ ” Riane

“Say, ‘You look like a star. Can I put you on top of my tree?’ ” Brody

“Ask for the tallest tree and then whisper, ‘Size matters.’ ” Heidi

“Say, ‘I’d like to slip something under your Christmas tree.’ ” Theo

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