According to seductive shoppers at Macy’s

“Say, ‘I’m a balloon handler, but I’d rather handle you.’” — Ethan

“Say, ‘Did your legs get lost? Because they belong over there

with the Rockettes.’” — Scott

“Ask if he wants to help stuff your turkey after the parade.” — Ellie

“Say, ‘Let’s play pilgrims and Native Americans. I’ll feed you dinner and then you can take advantage of me.’” — Kylie

“Offer to warm her hands up . . . in your pants pocket.” — Andrew