“Whisper, ‘I’m not a gold digger, I’m an old digger.’ ” — Evan

“Say, ‘Youth is overrated. I like my women experienced.’ ” — Chris

“Say, ‘My heart skips a beat when I see you. Good thing there’s a defibrillator here.’ ”

— Kay

“Shout, ‘Help — I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!’ ” — Malinda

“Say, ‘You look as young as your hip replacement.’ ” — Manuel