“If he’s cheering for the Saints, say, ‘Too bad, because I’m a sinner.’ “ — Erica

“Say, ‘I hope you like the Colts, because ladies call me The Stallion.’ “ — Doug

“Say, ‘The Super Bowl isn’t the only “super” thing in the room.’ “ — Hector

“Compliment him on his tight end.” — Kim

“Show up in a football jersey, high heels and nothing else.” — Will