“Lift up your shirt and show off your ‘situation.’ “ — Tessa

“Ask if she wants to GTL (gym, tan, laundry) with you later.” — Donnie

“Say, ‘A bumpit isn’t just my hairstyle, it’s my hook-up style.” — Nicole

“Get her name airbrushed on your T-shirt.” — Amar

“When all else fails, fist pump.” — Angie