“Whisper, ‘Why don’t we get out of here and subtract some clothes?’ ” Avery

“Ask, ‘What’s the probability of you kissing me? Please round up.’ ” Christopher

“Tell them, ‘Me leaving you is like dividing by zero — never gonna happen.’ ” Roan

“Say, ‘My favorite number is infinity, and I’d like to spend it with you.’ ” Jenna

“When all else fails, try typing the ‘boobs’ thing on their calculator.’ ” Holly