“Say, ‘Whoever kisses me is the next girl to get married!’ ” Brian

“Ask, ‘Excuse me, are you going to be a bridesmaid? Because I’d like to be your best man’!” Zach

‘Say, ‘Are you the bride? Because if I saw your face behind a veil, I’d have to say yes.’ ” Chris

“Tell her there’s a new rehearsal dinner tomorrow night — at your place.” —Maggie

“Say, ‘Before you get married, you need something old and something new. I’m older than you, and I know some new things we could try.’ ” Chris