According to heartfelt helpers at Duane Reade

“Vicks VapoRub massage.” — Wanda

“Write them a prescription from the ‘love doctor.’ “ — “Dr.” Dale

“Try a hot shower for two.” — Preston

“Remind her how skinny she’s going to look when this is all over.” — Bryan

“Show up with a can of ginger ale and two straws.” — Annalia