According to flirty folders at Mega Laundromat in Williamsburg

“Say, ‘Is your name Downy? Because you look extra soft.’” — Mia

“If he loses a sock, hand him one of yours and say, ‘I have your perfect mate.’” — Lauren

“Say, ‘I’m not using a dryer sheet because I want to cling to you.’” — Alana

“Say, ‘Let’s make like our clothes and take a tumble together.’” — Taryn

“Say, ‘Don’t worry baby, I always run on the gentle cycle.’ ”— Alejandro