According to sexy smarties at Trinity Pub’s trivia night Say, ‘Multiple choice question: Will you go out with me? A) Yes. B) Yes. C) All of the above.’ ” — Jennifer

“Keep saying her name as the answer to every question. Unless it’s like, ‘Who led Nazi Germany?’ ” — Augustin

“Say, ‘I have some trivia books — want to go home and drill each other?’ ” — Kim

“Ask, ‘What’s the hottest place on earth?’ Then answer, ‘Your body.’ ”— Terri

“If you keep getting wrong answers, say, ‘That’s because the only thing I study is love.’ ” — Roy