According to patriotic passersby at a US Army recruiting center

“Say, ‘I love a man in uniform . . . but I love a man out of his uniform, too.” — Tamara

“Say, ‘I think it’s my patriotic duty to sleep with you.’ ” — Jess

“Say, ‘OK, you guys finally caught Osama.

Now can you catch me?’ ” — Cecilia

“Tell him you want to take a close look at his ‘weapon.’ ” — Jennifer

“Ask if they want to do some target practice with your lips.” — Andy