“Ask them if they want to sneak off to the butler’s pantry and make out.” Ian

“Reassure him that in no way does watching a British period piece on PBS make him less of a man.” John

“Say, ‘I’d like to go Downton on you.’ ” Jayne

“Keep teasing him that he only likes you for your dowry and titles.” Hilary

“Say, ‘Hey baby, want to polish my silver?’ ” Sarah