According to gallery-goers at the Fingerpaint silent auction in West Chelsea

“A man’s grocery basket at the supermarket.” – Jane

“Beards. They make a man look more rugged and primal.” – Laura

“I’m not gay, but I actually get really turned on by buff straight guys who dress up like women on Halloween.” – Chelly

“When my wife yells anything math-related at me in bed, like ‘Give me the rest of the equation!’ Oh yeah.” – Will

“Cleft chins. Apparently they’re some kind of physical deformity, but they’re totally hot!” – Jen

Meet-o-meter

**** I’ll die if you don’t call

*** Definitely maybe, baby!

** We’re better off friends

* I’d rather kiss my super

It’s not me, it’s you!