According to diners at Yerba Buena in the East Village

“I once got a nosebleed.” – Evan

“A guy once asked me how much I weighed!” – Mindy

“A landslide. During a hike, my girlfriend and I separated from the other

couple we were with to have sex in the bushes – then we heard them calling for help!” – Rasca

“He lost his balance, fell off the bed, hit his head on the nightstand and got a concussion.” – Sela

“My boyfriend once said, ‘Heh heh, excellent’ in a very Beavis and Butthead tone.” – Katrina

Meet-o-meter

**** I’ll die if you don’t call

*** Definitely maybe, baby!

** We’re better off friends

* I’d rather kiss my super

It’s not me, it’s you!