According to hopeful romantics at Heartbreak Restaurant in the East Village

“You should be used to this by now.” — T.J.

“Don’t worry, St. Patrick’s Day will be here soon.” — Shay

“It’s not like you need the extra chocolate.” — Evy

“I found a date for you for tonight — she has a great personality!” — Jonathan

“Oh, you’re single? Can you watch my dog while I go out to dinner?” — Jennifer