According to audience members at a screening of “Battle: Los Angeles”

“Sorry, gotta go. You know I have a thing for foreign chicks.” — Dave

“We should have spent that money on an escape pod instead of an engagement ring.” — Carlos

“Well, looks like I’m getting probed tonight either way.” — Kaley

“Take her, she’s meaty!” — V.J.

“When they say, ‘Take me to your leader,’ I’m pointing at you since you always want to be in charge.” — Carlos