“Say, ‘I’m sorry, you just didn’t make Santa’s nice list this year.’” — Kim

“Over Christmas dinner with her parents, because she ‘just can’t imagine you fitting in with the family.’ That happened to me.” — Kevin

“When he asks what to get you for Christmas, say, ‘A new boyfriend?’” — Maura

“Say, ‘Like this menorah, our love is only going to last for eight more nights.’” — Jacob

“Wrap up your key to their place and put it under the tree as their present. But only if they deserve it. That’s cold!” — Dominic