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“Put a ‘for rent’ sign up by your beach towel.” — Julia

“Speedo it up in Central Park. You’ll get lots of attention.” — Jenna

“Write your Twitter ‘@’ name in sunblock on your abs, then lay out.” — Kellan

“Say, ‘I’m like an ice cream cone — I taste great, but I don’t last long.’ Wait, that came out wrong.” — Nick

“Tell him you have a swimming pool at your apartment building, then toss some water wings in your tub.” – Melina

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