“Put a ‘for rent’ sign up by your beach towel.” — Julia
“Speedo it up in Central Park. You’ll get lots of attention.” — Jenna
“Write your Twitter ‘@’ name in sunblock on your abs, then lay out.” — Kellan
“Say, ‘I’m like an ice cream cone — I taste great, but I don’t last long.’ Wait, that came out wrong.” — Nick
“Tell him you have a swimming pool at your apartment building, then toss some water wings in your tub.” – Melina
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