According to mushy Mother’s Day card shoppers at Papyrus

“Drunk-dial her from an all-night chapel in Vegas.” — Gina

Post it on Twitter and @ your mom.” — Riley

“Send her the ultrasound.” — Justin

“Say, ‘You know that guy I was dating that you hated? Well, turns out he has really great health insurance.’ ” — Allison

“Text her: GET N HITCHED L8R 2NITE. B THERE!” — Riley