“My 16-year-old Russian intern.” – Kyra

“A guy once came up to me and said, ‘Is that a keg in your pants? Because I want to tap that ass.’ He was very creepy and wearing a fedora.” – Anastasia

“A delivery man at my office has a crush on me, and always wishes me ‘Happy holidays!’ throughout the year.” – Mandy

“An old, tubby street-type guy once came up to me and said, ‘You’re the prettiest thing on two legs.’ Um, who has he been seeing that isn’t on two legs?” – Sarah

“An actual pickup artist trained by Mystery (from the VH1 show ‘The PickUp Artist’). He used all the lines and tricks on me, then gave me a business card with the name ‘Mr. Romance’ on it.” – Nilla