According to captive hearts on line at the post office.

“That your parole just got denied.” – Ingrid

” ‘I want to devour you like a moth on a sweater.’ ” – Tanei

” ‘I love you so much, I started collaging your face on furniture.’ ” – Shareen

” ‘I love you and I’m so glad you lost that weight. You’re almost there!’ ” – Philip

“That you’re not who they think you are. Bad way to start a love letter.” – Ramona