According to revelers at Tuesday’s star-studded Lydia Hearst for Puma party at 60 Thompson:

“Bad boxers, like Banana Republic or something.” – Scott

“You’ve probably heard this one a lot, but a dildo?” – Anna

“Nothing at all – he claimed his love was enough.” – Richie

“I got holiday-themed Band-Aids.” – Adam

“Dumped.” – Edward

This week’s couple

Meet-o-meter

**** I’ll die if you don’t call

*** Definitely maybe, baby!

** We’re better off friends

* I’d rather kiss my super

It’s not me, it’s you!