Why should dogs have all the Halloween fun — and humiliation?

While cute canine costume competitions abound in places like Thompson Park – cats are too often left out of the party.

We’ve scoured the web to find the 16 best kitty costumes to suit any tabby.

Cowboy Cat:

You’re not from around these parts, are ya pilgrim? Saddle up your little cowboy this Halloween and take him on a stroll to your favorite saloon in style.

Donald Trump:

The Purr-esident is ready to make Make America Meowgate Again! Warning: costume may induce a tomcat tweetstorm.

Big Spider:

Arachnaphobia de damned! Your cat already creeps around the house, lurks in dark corners and bites your ankles – why not dress her up as her own spirit animal this year?

Hermione Granger

Hermione? More like HerMeowne! Say ‘Alohamora’ to this witchy feline outfit this year – especially apt if your cat has a crush on an orange tabby called Ron.

Pirate:

Ahoy maties! Shiver me timbers and batten down the hatches, Pirate Pussface is coming aboard.

Unicorn:

Keep calm and ride a unicorn – unless of course your unicorn has claws. Then just sit and watch your kitty roll around in confusion while you laugh and laugh at your own magical, mythical creature.

Jimmy Buffet/laid back crooner:

This Halloween everybody including your fur-baby wants to waste away again in Margaritaville. This cat’s got the guitar – you bring the booze.

Shark:

Forget “Jaws” – you’ll never go in the water again with this catshark on the prowl. Put “Baby Shark” on repeat and watch your cat go crazy in this felt sharkhead.

Pizza:

Who doesn’t love pizza? Or cats? Together the two make a delectable pairing.

Grannie cat:

Channel your kitty’s inner Thelma Harper this year with this gray knit wig and curlers. Mama’s house dress not included.

Bread:

Bring back “breading” – the crazy cat craze of 2012… in felt. Alternatively, go old school: just bite a hole on the middle of a Wonder bread slice and call it a day.

Turkey:

Gobble, gobble! Did your kitty get a pardon this year or is he set for the Thanksgiving table? You decide, with a live or cooked turkey costume

Breakfast cat:

Bacon, eggs and cat? Yes please!

Peacock:

Vanity becomes her: your baby struts around like a peacock most of the time anyway so why not make it official with this purr-fect peacock prop?

Sailor:

Ahoy, matey! Climb aboard with a sassy sailor this year and pretend it’s Fleet Week.

Jessica Rabbit:

You don’t know how hard it is being a cat looking the way she does. Your baby’s not bad – she’s just drawn that way. Pair this specially made cat-wig with a swathe of red satin and she’s sure to drive all the toms crazy.

Pumpkin:

There’s no shelf-life on this puss-perfect pumpkin.