Speaking of fun, I saw a sign last week on a public golf course in Florida: Danger. Alligators and Snakes in Area. Stay Away from Water. Do Not Feed the Wildlife.

Right next to that sign, I mean, like inches away — in a stroke of advertising brilliance — was a sign that read: Boza & Roel. Funeral Home and Cremation.

May I suggest that, if one of the eight-foot gators on the course gets you, go with the cremation.