Tahiti: Closer to you

In the article entitled “BUNGA-LOW” that appeared in today’s travel section, see where it says that the nonstop flight between JFK and Papeete on Air Tahiti Nui takes 17 hours? It doesn’t. Yes, that’s right, friends: the flight takes between 12 and 13 hours. There will be beatings. (Oh yes, there will be beatings.)