How many Mexican resorts can make that claim these days? According to your good friend The Media, zero point zero. But they’d be wrong about at least one: the six-year-old, all-suite Marquis Los Cabos. You’ll only feel like you’re being decapitated during a reflexology neck massage at the spa. And sleeping with the fishes? It’d be a pleasure in the Sea of Cortez, reflecting that effulgent Baja California sun right outside your door. To get a Junior Suite for just $297 (normally $420+), now through Dec. 20, you must book through Marquis’s feared cartel — Leading Hotels of the World — less than two weeks in advance. Breakfast included; stay a min. of 2 nights.