Why is it Austrians here practically bankrupt entire states, yet over there host us on the cheap, no problem? A damn C-O-N-spiracy, that’s why. Wouldn’t you know it, today’s the deadline to book Virgin Vacation‘s 6-night, air-inclusive trip to Vienna — flying out of JFK or Newark; staying at maybe the only Best Western in the world with ivied walls, the Harmonie Hotel — for $869 per person, traveling through March 25. Miss it and the same vacation’s $999 when you book by March 12, good for travel through May 24. Then it rockets to $1,399 for the summer. In other words? The schneller, the better.