If Toonces only drives you over one cliff this year, make it the one in Ixtapa occupied by the 59-suite Capella hotel. Overlooking the Pacific in Mexico’s deep south, the luxury beach hotel is a crazy mix of marble, clay, stone and hardwood — but the best part is how private it is, mostly because getting here sucks. But it’s worth it, especially if you book a stay (through May 31) by this Friday, as they’ll throw in a free night for every night you pay for. That magically cuts the starting rate of $475 down to $237.50/night. 877-247-6688