Go figure: With 20 bajillion gallons of BP oil spewed about the Gulf and counting, the luckiest ocean wildlife are the 25-to-lifers locked away inside aquariums. What up now, PETA?  

Betcha the ones at the National Aquarium in Baltimore are extra smug about it — go check ’em out; they number in the thousands, from jellyfish and electric eels, to dolphins and sea turtles.

Couple it with a stay at the Marriott Inner Harbor Hotel at Camden Yards and it’s $229 a night with breakfast and 2 tickets to the aquarium (otherwise $30 each), good through Dec. 31. Use promo code EB5. 800-834-6704