While the bad-pun police are still hungover, the coast is clear to mention Atlantic City Express Service‘s “All Afford” promotion — grab a ticket on the new direct train service between here and there for only $29 in coach (where you’ll enjoy meals and beverage, unlike on some other modes of transpo), valid June 1-July 5. That’s about $10 and $20 off the usual fare. You a first-class-only kinda cat? Upgrade for another $25. Call (877) 326-7428 or log on to www.acestrain.com to book.