If you’re like me, no holiday season is complete without a visit to Sing Sing to catch up with the relatives — Uncle Charlie sure does make the best pruno egg nog! So long as you’re in the neighborhood, might as well scam a room at the Ritz-Carlton White Plains, only 20 minutes away. They start at just $199 a night on weekends through Dec. 30, plus they’ll throw in a $100 resort credit if you stay 2 nights, $200 if you stay three. Such grand larceny should be landing you behind bars! (914) 946-5500