Suffering from vuvuzela withdrawal? Or maybe you’d just like to disembowel its creator? Get down to post-World Cup Johannesburg where hopefully the obnoxious Spanish fans have cleared out by now. Book your ticket from JFK aboard South African Airways via Webjet.com by Aug. 20 — for travel Sept. 13-Dec. 9 — and pay as little as $989 roundtrip. Fuel surcharges are included, but plan on paying up to $150 in additional security/etc. fees.