Lest anyone think the Internet’s stripping of our humanity a bad thing, consider this: Book Switzerland’s alpine empyrean, the Victoria-Jungfrau Grand Hotel & Spa, in the flesh or by phone, and cough up €613 ($770) a night. Do it online, it’s 60% less: €250 ($315). You have to stay a minimum of two nights, all charged when you book, and it’s non-refundable — but other than that, no trickery. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, humanity.