Joke all you want about the dental situation in Britain, but sometimes having a tangram puzzle for teeth comes in handy. Namely, to power through the Super Scooby, a new three-and-a-half-pound burger born and bunned at the Jolly Fryer takeout in Bristol. You’ll have to pry open your mouth a good six inches wide to even bite into it, but the TMJ will be worth it: According to Ananova, it has eight strips of bacon, eight slices of cheese and 12 onion rings all blasted by a tsunami of salad and multiple sauces. But no need to stress about the 2,645 calories that compose this medicine ball o’ meat — they’re cancelled out by the free diet Coke that comes with. +011 44 117 969 2376