Planes crash. Trains de-rail.
Black Hawks down. Segways plain suck.
What’s left? Take a cruise.

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You’d never know it by looking at the calendar (dopey marmot day), but we are currently smack dab in the middle of a once-in-a-decade (their hyperbole, not ours) sell-off courtesy of CruisesOnly. Save up to 80% on virtually every cruise line in existence exclusively with the online agency. Pick a cruise, any cruise, and reel in perks like hundreds in onboard credits, free airfare, free upgrades to oceanview/balcony rooms. Way too many to list — just explore for yourself. You only have until midnight, Feb. 4, to book (their ticking bomb clock subtly reminds you of the time remaining), so get cracking. 800-CRUISES

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