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BREAKING: Today, the first 1,000 callers will receive $999 RT fares to Paris on the new L’Avion all-business service between Newark and Orly. Give yourself a little New Year’s present, no? (Now, to find $999 on one of your many over-taxed credit cards.) Call 866-692-6759 or log on to the site.

UPDATE 10:50AM: The site is not functioning properly right now, so go ahead and call.