You are in the Caribbean, the hotel is $107 a night, including taxes and fees. The price includes breakfast and airport transfers. What strange and awesome alternate reality is this, you ask?

Why, it’s the little emerald isle of Montserrat, and if you book 7 nights at the ol’ Tropical Mansion Suites before Oct. 31, the hotel will even fly you over from Antigua for free, on one of those scary little WinAir (“Your Dependable Airline!”) puddle jumpers. That’s about $100 in savings.

For more information or for reservations, call our buddy Merle Galloway at 664-491-8767, or visit the Tropical Mansion website.

Learn more about Montserrat here.

Oh, by the way: Flights to Antigua in October were showing round-trip fares of approximately $340, on American. Not too bad.