Malmaison Oxford, by Danica Lo

Check out the crud on that shower! This photo comes to you courtesy of Post fashion reporter Danica Lo, who has been chronicling her stay at the Malmaison Oxford over the past couple of days.

The Mal – carved out of a former prison – is one in a chain of affordable chic hotels that’s proliferated through the Isles in the past few years. The brand even has celeb cred: Kate Moss’s not-husband Pete whatshisface trashed a room at the London property recently.

Anyway, according to Danica, things aren’t going so good over there in Oxford. Read her observations from the UK here.