Doing its best imitation of one of them WiFi’d, loo-fitted buses, strike-scarred Spirit Airlines is offering fares as low as $1 today and tomorrow in order to garner a little good press. Of course, the fine print runs the length of an epic poem — here’s Chapter 1:

1) You have to be a member of its $9 Fare Club.

2) You have to book roundtrip (which means one leg could be $1, the other not so much, depending on the route and travel date).

3) Must book by 11:59 p.m. ET on June 30.

4) All fares include a Passenger Usage Fee of $8.00 per passenger.

5) Not all markets will be available.

6) There’s about a zillion more details concerning checked baggage fees – log on to read for yourself. Hey, a dollar ticket is a dollar ticket!