■ ’FAMILY’ VACATION
THE cast of ABC’s “Modern Family” appear to be enjoying a break from Los Angeles this week; hot mom Sofia Vergara (above) was spotted in Sonoma, while Emmy-winning gay dad Eric Stonestreet took off for Australia. Jesse Tyler Ferguson opted instead for St. Louis. The actor, who plays Stonestreet’s partner on the show, gushed to his Twitter followers about the affordable finds at local antique shops, pronouncing LA to be “overpriced.” From halfway around the world, Stonestreet tweeted: “Why are you in St. Louis? Drive ur motor car to Kansas City and see my Mum and Daddy. (I speak Aussie now.)” Well, kind of, Eric.

■ LOS HERMANOSJONAS 
STAFF at the exclusive Four Seasons Hotel in Buenos Aires had to erect a temporary steel fence around the front of the building, all to keep the Jonas Brothers from being crowded by their fans as they entered and exited the building. Guests in the spa last Saturday afternoon were treated to a soundtrack of screaming tweens begging for autographs from the singing siblings in the driveway down below.

■ TWEET OF THE WEEK
KANYE West, taking a break from his feud with Matt Lauer, on Nov. 10: “Man, I’m heading to Abu Dhabi, finna go to Ferrari Land.” Two days later: “Hotel robe got me feeling like a Sheik.” Word.