Sorry to bite your signature bit, Bill Maher, but…. NEW RULES: If airline employees can smuggle 9,000 kilos of coke on their planes, then they can’t charge me for my oversized luggage. I don’t care if I have one of those Easter Island heads stashed in there — I’m not paying extra. And if they smuggle on marijuana, they definitely have to serve meals. Lots and lots of meals. Thank you.