Some vow to quit smoking. Others to learn a foreign language. But if your New Year’s resolution is to Kill Stuff, And Kill It Good, well friend, you’ve come to the right place.

Lest you’ve forgotten, it’s Snow Goose hunting season in Maryland. Them no-good, feather-brained varmints crashed that plane into the Hudson … well, actually those were the Canuck variety … but an anatidae is an anatidae as far as we’re concerned. So go on now, bust a cap in their egg holes — for Sully! The Inn at 202 Dover, in Easton, will even dispose of the body for you, cooking it up for you for dinner.

While my ASPCA membership and other guaranteed-to-annoy moral hang-ups prevent me from engaging in this sort of fun-time, move-over-Baltimore-as-the-gun-nut-capital-of-Murderland recreation, that shouldn’t stop you. The “cook your goose” packages start at $500 a night per person, including breakfast, lunch and said bird “cremation” and “burial” in your GI tract. If your wifey’s got a bloodlust all her own, bring her, too, for another $125. 410-819-8007