The epidemic rages on….here’s a sample from today’s inbox:
MAN + VACATION = MANCATIONS
Personality Hotels Says Itâs Time for Guys to Have Some Fun!
San Francisco, CA â Guys, who said girls have all the fun? Well, itâs now your turn, so grab your buddies and let San Franciscoâs Personality Hotels show you a wild night out on the town!
The âManCation Packageâ includes all things manly (sans chest hair):
· Deluxe overnight accommodations available at any of Personality Hotelsâ four boutique properties â Hotel Diva, Hotel Metropolis, Hotel Union Square and Kensington Park Hotel (the perfect crash pad)
· A list of R and X-rated night clubs (here comes trouble)
· A stack of 10 $1 bills (true gentlemen always tip)
· A six pack of beer (the breakfast of champions)
· A list of tattoo parlors (remember Mrs. Right Now forever)
· A list of nearby golf courses (male bonding is always good)
· Complimentary bourbon tasting with the purchase of dinner at Farmer Brownâs farm-fresh soul food restaurant (remember, no shots until youâve eaten your dinner)
· Tanning lotion (donât forget to cover that wedding ring mark)
· Condoms (you can never be too optimistic)
· Late check out until 2:00 p.m. (recovery time is always good);
· Two $3 Starbucks cards (caffeine = hangover cure)
Rates start at $139 per night, excluding tax and based upon availability. Valid through June 30, 2007. For reservations, call 800.553.1900 or visit http://www.personalityhotels.com and ask for the âManCation Package.â
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and then, comes this….
From: (redacted)
Date: November 8, 2006 11:49:06 AM EST
To: (redacted)
Subject: The Newest Trend in Mancations – SCOTLAND IS MANCOUNTRY!
Hi (redacted),
I thought you might be interested in the newest twist on the âMancationâ trend â Scotland is ManCountry! VisitScotland has created a unique collection of all-guy getaway packages featuring exclusive stays in private castles, whisky tastings, mountain biking, rounds of golf, fishing and gourmet dining.
Please let me know if you need more information. I look forward to hearing from you!
Best regards,
(redacted)
Help.
