City of Malibu

Blame it on Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (why, God, why did you have to take Suzanne Somers’ mansion?), but the folks in Malibu have gone completely nuts, agreeing to open up their exclusive property to … the public?

It’s true – Malibu’s City Council has OK’d a plan to develop hiking trails and campsites around the 27-mile-long celeb colony (Axl Rose, Courtney Cox, Pam Anderson, Charlize Theron, Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson, among a zillion others).

The Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy – which is HQ’d on a 22-acre plot of land donated by Babs Streisand in 1993 – has been fighting for public access around Malibu for years.

Peace between hippies and homeowners came about after the conservancy agreed to place the campgrounds farther away from the multi-million dollar cribs. By farther away they mean Oxnard. Or Tijuana. We’ll see.