All that yammering about going to DC for Inauguration Day turned out to be some kind of hot air, at least according to TripAdvisor. Moments ago, the site released the results of its latest poll, in which thousands of travelers answered the question: What are you doing on January 20th?

80 percent won’t be doing anything

14 percent will be partying at home / elsewhere besides DC

1 percent will be in DC, but not attending the inauguration festivities

3 percent will be at the inauguration.

There I was, gearing up to do a big DC survival guide, in advance of Monday. Turns out, what’s really called for here is an in-depth guide to TV coverage. For that, let these nice people help you.